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The Commercial Break

Uncle Bryan's Rules Of Dating

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Bryan and Krissy are celebrating 1,000,000 downloads by almost destroying the studio! Then they discuss The Bachelorette, the ridiculous ways in which contestants try to get attention, the producers plan to embarrass some of the single guys and the parity with dating in 2021. Then the gang reviews some dating rules from 1930's through 2021. Finally, Uncle Bryan has a few words for the kids about the single life! LINKS: Want a TCB limited edition collectible sticker? Each series sticker is limited and first come, first serve. Click HERE to find out how! Send us show ideas, comments, questions or hate mail by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube TCB Live On Fireside App All Sponsor Codes & Links Streamlight Lending By SunTrust Bank (Use Code TCB for additional interest savings) BeachBound is beach focused vacation travel planning agency...online! Special Thanks: Special Thanks To Moon Cheese For The Snacks! Use Code TCB For 15% Off Moon Cheese Products...Click Here Special Thanks To Project Pollo Our Vegan Burgers! Studio Snacks Provided By Siete Chips! (Try The Fuego Flavor!) Castbox is the TCB publishing partner . Download The App Here! New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere you listen to podcasts! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO | (1-661-237-8296) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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