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Bald Move Pulp

Uncharted (2022)

Bald Move Pulp

Bald Move

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews, After Shows

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2022

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Uncharted is getting pretty awful reviews and we think we know why. Mark Wahlberg. He's just a bad Sully and doesn't seem particularly interested in being in what is an otherwise competent National Treasure-style action movie. It feels very similar to the series of games and the set pieces were enjoyable enough to keep us engaged, with maybe one exception. Join us for the podcast to hear our full spoiler-free thoughts and then, if you're a Club Bald Move member, continue into the spoiler section at the end. Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the podcasts, for just $5 a month! Join the discussion: Email | Discord | Reddit | Forums Follow us: Twitch | YouTube | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Leave Us A Review on Apple Podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello, everyone. Welcome to another first run bald movie. We are here tonight to talk about uncharted

0:07.9

Part of perhaps a new Sony cinematic universe. I don't I don't know what's going on with with with that

0:15.1

We'll probably talk about it. I'm obviously a Ron. I'm obviously Jim and

0:21.1

You know when we were fixing to go see this movie. I'm like I wonder I wonder what people are thinking about this

0:28.7

And I hit up Rotten Tomatoes. Don't usually do this. I don't usually do this

0:32.5

I looked up on Rotten Tomatoes and it was sitting up 40% fresh, which is in in fact Rotten

0:39.6

And I'm like oh no, this this is bad. I was not looking forward to seeing this film

0:44.8

You know if you if you listen to first run movies, we've been kind of making fun of the trailer

0:49.2

Make fun of the casting

0:51.5

Probably you know the fact that the the writing on a video game movie typically not so good

0:57.2

um

0:59.2

What did you think of uncharted?

1:02.0

Uh, I thought it was absolutely mediocre

1:06.6

Yeah, it was just it was fine. There was nothing like super wrong with it. There's a

1:12.8

A plot point or two that I would go like yeah

1:17.2

I don't know if I like that, but it happened uh, yeah, it's just

1:22.1

I don't know. I went in with a lot of like national treasure expectations. Just sort of

1:26.8

If they can make national treasure, which is a movie I love

1:30.4

Then I'll be happy and they they didn't they did not make national treasure, but they kind of

1:37.1

It just lacks the life of a national treasure

1:40.3

It's it's tough to put my finger on because I think I like to a little bit more

1:44.9

I a mediocre sounds harsh. I'll say it's average. It's it's okay

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