I'm going to If you're here because you're embarking into the podcast world because you have burned your retinels and ruined your eyes from the eclipse and this is your only form of media that you can partake in now.

Welcome to the Brohio podcast. That's what you get for looking directly into the solar eclipse like a

fucking proglodyte that you are but we didn't and we survived it. Yeah

It's kind of weird man because it's like this was like a big deal like everybody's out there taking pictures but if I

fucking if I pull a pull my full moon out in front of my son I get fucking taken to jail

yeah you got a fucking register at the sheriff's department.

Yeah, dude, it's wild man.

It's cool and mother nature does it, but when I do it, it's a felony.

Oh, oh, yeah.

It's just, and honestly, it's just and honestly,

it's talking my dudes at work about this.

What is it?

If you and I bumped shoulders walking down the hall. Oh sorry Rob, where are you

I'm going to the bathroom? Oh okay I'm going down here for a meeting we bump

shoulders. Yeah. Not gay. No definitely not no no but if you and I get butt naked and put our genitals in each other's butts

It's gay isn't that weird? Gay. Yeah, but if we've brushed forearms

Not gay.

Yeah.

But if we literally put the ickiest parts of our bodies together,

the thing where we release urine and poop.

I think compared to my fucking like hands and stuff my dick's a lot cleaner. Plug those into each other all sudden oh okay you can't

have health insurance you can't do you know you can get married.

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