When I was a kid, I saw the girl next door playing in her backyard.

She had two little dogs on a leash, and they was playing mighty hard those dogs were so cute they looked so fine

I wish that one of those puppies was mine so I walked on over and this is what I said to her

you've got a nice pair of puppies.

I bet it's fun to play with them.

I like the way they jumble up and down.

They're so soft, smooth and round.

Cute little nose sticking out of their face.

They wiggle and jiggle pop all over the place. You got a nice... Hello, and welcome. Hello, and welcome to open lines. It's Friday night. And you know what that means.

Would you let me play with them?

Hello and welcome to Open Lines. It's Friday night. And you know what that means. We're talking conspiracy theories and aliens live on the Internet.

I'm your host, Brian Frangy, and we have an action-packed episode you're not going to want to miss.

Thanks for joining us today.

You might be wondering, what the fuck is this fucking song you played, Brian?

You lost your fucking mind?

This isn't even an inside joke.

I don't even know what you're doing.

Well, I'll tell you what it is.

This song has sent to us by Unbeliever Jude slash Star Fox Mulder on Twitter.

This song is written by Phil Schneider.

Would you let me play with him?

Now, there comes a time in every man's life when he needs to watch what he say.

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