Episode 164: The Dumbest Alien Stories Ever Vol. 1

The Unbelievable Podcast

Brian Frange & Phoebe Tyers

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4.7 • 744 Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2016

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Some alien encounters are scary, some are intriguing others are downright creepy. But there are many, many alien encounter stories out there that are totally, 100% stupid. Today we are going to review 7 REAL encounters with alien beings. 7 candidates. And we will score them by level of how undeniably stupid they are and then crown a champion, which one is the dumbest of them all.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Unbelievable podcast.
0:11.0	A mysterious series of lights seen in the night sky.
0:15.0	Have some Texas City residents.
0:17.0	Today, I want you to open your mind.
0:21.6	The beings that I thought were aliens were interdimensional creatures that fed off the chaos.
0:31.6	There is an operable portal between this one and the...
0:34.6	We will have an existential shock.
0:36.6	Science can't explain this particular case.
0:40.4	Realizing that here, here, here, there are twins of the earth.
0:50.6	Hello and welcome to the unbelievable podcast, episode 162, the dumbest alien encounters
0:56.8	ever.
0:58.0	Some alien encounters are scary, some are intriguing, others are downright creepy, but there
1:02.7	are many, many alien counter stories out there that are totally 100% stupid.
1:06.8	Today we're going to review seven real encounters with alien beings, seven candidates,
1:11.2	and we will score them by level of how undeniably stupid they are,
1:14.3	and then crown a champion, which one is the dumbest of them all?
1:18.1	Because today, we're learning to unlearn everything you know.
1:30.1	Hello, and welcome to the program.
1:33.2	We have Kevin Cobbs and Phoebe Tires here.
1:33.7	Hello.
1:35.9	Oh, my God.
1:37.5	I didn't know you could do that.
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