If the United States were a joke, Florida would probably be the punchline.

The crazy antics of the residents of the Sunshine State regularly make the news,

and at the center of all this weirdness usually stands, Florida Man.

Making headlines like Florida Man fights criminal Easter Bunny,

and Florida Man attacks employees with bearded dragon.

The wild misadventures of these characters just keeps getting crazier.

With that, here's some unbelievable Florida Man stories guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows.

You're listening. You're listening.

You're listening. You're listening. You're listening to be amazed.

When all gyms in Florida were ordered to close on accounts of the COVID-19 outbreak,

fitness freaks across the state began to get antsy. But after two months without their

precious workout equipment,

a group of Florida men and women decided to gather and protest outside the Clearwater Courthouse.

And how did they decide to protest? By doing squats and push-ups on the street. Nothing quite proves

you absolutely have to go to the gym, like demonstrating you can exercise perfectly fine without a gym.

On top of that, they potentially expose themselves to COVID-19.

Strong moves all around.

Now, the art of disguise is a tricky one to master, as Florida resident Robert Wals found out back in 2019.

He was wanted on a series of drug charges,

and police had set up a perimeter around the residence he was staying in. But this criminal

had other plans. Donning a hideous blonde wig, Wals grabbed his bike and prayed that the police

wouldn't recognize him. The only problem with that plan was that the wig only covered his head,

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