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The Nick DiPaolo Show

Unarmed Civilians As Traffic Cops? | Nick Di Paolo Show #1400

The Nick DiPaolo Show

Acid Tongue Inc.

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about more west coast stupidity, a birth gone wrong and more!

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0:25.6

We'll do it live. Okay. We'll do it live. Fuck it. Do it live. I can blow right

0:45.8

it and we'll do it live. Fucking thing sucks. Can't tell me Biden doesn't do that

0:54.4

40 times. It's just trying to get a zipper on the. Oh, why do I enjoy that so much. Oh, I

1:03.6

if folks welcome to the show another lovely show. Again, N times. Actually, the name of the

1:13.6

show N times a nictipull not the letter. That would have been a great name. And Colin, he

1:21.5

had it. He came up with a birthday call that while we did right the N word. Do I still have that?

1:29.3

What the. Write them all down for me. Were you seriously? I don't I know we got like five,

1:34.0

but I can't remember. Yeah, that would have been a good name for the show. The N word

1:39.7

as a nick folks. Don't get all poop. You know what I'm saying? Beautiful. All right, real quick

1:46.2

update. I like to keep you guy. You know, we proud of some breaking news. You all know about the

1:52.8

excuse me. Jordan, Naley, the mentally ill homeless, you know, criminal, straight thug. Again,

2:02.5

mentally ill. Yeah, whatever. But you know, tried to kidnap a seven year old girl once, punched a

2:07.4

60. Was it at 60? Seven year old woman in the face? You know, 42 arrests. So really, you know,

2:16.5

and then he you heard about him getting choked out because he came on the subway started threatening

2:21.4

people and a marine 24 year old marine. Last name, Penny, Daniel, Penny, I think I'm going to

2:26.9

choke all and he ended up dying. You know, the marine didn't, you know, and of course the left's

2:31.4

going crazy because somebody stepped up and did their job. They are mentally, anyways, everybody who

2:38.5

has a little bit of sense. Jake, what the fuck? We have, I want it was heartbreaking. I didn't

2:47.3

grow up in New York, but it's been enough time there and roll the subways that I saw the mess that

2:52.0

they're creating. People pushing and shoving in cops and trans people yelling. It's like, there it

2:58.4

is. If I'm China, mission accomplished. Oh, whoever's watching. Anyway, George Sures, we just found

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