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Do you think regular readers of this show couldn't recite that bit off by now?

Yeah, because I've tried occasionally not to do it with a bit of paper, the producer's hands, but I can't do it.

Oh, good to see you. If they can, they're a better man than you.

After 11 years in the saddle, it has changed a bit. I don't think there was an Instagram when we started this show.

No, no. No, no, Insta. Can you imagine it?

I'll say no, Insta.

Yeah.

A world without people promoting teeth whitening products.

Oh, how is everything to do?

That's what they all get. When they leave, the reality shows, the first thing they do is get a deal.

They now talk about it, they don't know the go. Have you got a deal when you're coming out?

They have often got lovely teeth on the reality show.

They have.

Some people just got lucky with teeth, but if you've actually paid for it, I think you can take a bit of extra credit.

I've heard that.

I always thought that about Danny Manogue to actually sit with a catalogue and make those choices yourself.

I think that makes you a better person. When most of us, it's potluck.

Oh, yes.

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