Welcome to episode 20 of The Diesel Dad.

My name is Anders Varner and today's episode

we're going to answer the question, hey dad,

am I fat?

And the reason that this question came up to me

is super personal.

I was giving my three year old daughter a bath the other night

and I asked her if I could use her brush to comb my hair.

Now, if anybody's ever seen any of the videos

met me in person at an event or just seen a video

in general of what I look like on Instagram,

there's a good chance you know that I have absolutely no hair

and have been bald for the overwhelming majority

of my adult life starting in my late 20s until today.

So the idea that I'm going to use a brush

is absolutely ridiculous and I'm trying to get a reaction

out of my daughter.

I get it, she gets it.

But the thing that happened immediately after me asking

if I could use her hair brush was her looking at me

and saying, daddy, you don't have hair,

you can't use my brush.

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