“Um Hello, Save Roe!”
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2021
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
This week Alyssa Mastromonaco and Julissa Arce discuss the omicron variant and subsequent travel bans, SCOTUS’ impending decision on the Mississippi abortion law that threatens Roe, and toast the first female president of Honduras. Then, Michaela Watkins joins to ask the age old question: ‘am I becoming my mother?’. Plus, who’s the saddest in Succession and other musings in I Feel Petty!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to hysteria, I'm Alyssa |
| 0:10.5 | Mastramonico and I'm Jolissa Arsip. |
| 0:13.0 | My special co-host, three weeks running, let me say, |
| 0:18.3 | holidays are upon us, Jolissa and Joe Biden is now president |
| 0:23.5 | and Dr. Biden, first lady of the United States, |
| 0:26.5 | unveiled her holiday decorations for the season yesterday. |
| 0:31.0 | What did we think? |
| 0:32.4 | Okay, so overall, I would say, eight out of ten. |
| 0:37.2 | Okay, fair. |
| 0:38.7 | Yeah, you know, I was going with seven and a half, |
| 0:40.6 | but there is this one Christmas tree |
| 0:43.7 | that has like different color ornaments on it. |
| 0:47.3 | And it, like to me, that Christmas tree says, |
| 0:50.2 | Feliz Navidad, I don't know what, |
| 0:52.3 | and that was like, I love that Christmas tree, |
| 0:54.4 | so that pushed it up to an eight out of ten. |
| 0:58.2 | My favorite thing about the decorations though |
| 1:01.3 | was that there is this one Christmas tree |
| 1:04.2 | that has portraits, photos of all the past first families. |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah, and tucked in the back of one of those trees |
| 1:14.3 | is a small picture of Trump and Melania. |
| 1:18.2 | And I was like, yes, that's what they decided to be, |
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