Ultimate Test To Know If You're Washed Up
The Sports Junkies
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🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And I gave him that, and then I thought that that thing was in the same bag, and he was like, nope. |
| 0:04.1 | I was just missing an action. |
| 0:05.6 | She was bitter. |
| 0:06.2 | She picked up a sweatshirt, a hoodie, and she, by mistake, picked up a medium. |
| 0:12.4 | Nobody wears a medium. |
| 0:13.5 | That's a dagger. |
| 0:14.4 | Nobody wears a medium. |
| 0:16.6 | That hurts. Watched it. Came home. My son wears medium. |
| 0:22.2 | He does. |
| 0:23.0 | Very thin. |
| 0:25.0 | He'd be one of the few guys. |
| 0:25.6 | He's thin. |
| 0:27.2 | He's like 5-9-150. |
| 0:33.4 | I haven't seen a medium in my closet or one of my drawers in forever. |
| 0:34.9 | When I took him shopping. |
| 0:36.5 | I can't recall everywhere in a medium, I wanted to give him medium. |
| 0:38.4 | 32 inch waist, but either were too baggy. Yeah. We had to find pants that were 31 inch waist for him. I need... That's super thin. I'm starting to need new belts. I'm not going to say I'm down to a 34 yet. Yeah. But it could be coming. You're on your way. None of you guys are jp might be. |
| 0:53.4 | Are you like a 34? |
| 0:54.3 | I'm 34, but I'm also... |
| 0:57.1 | See, here's the problem. but it could be coming. You're on your way. None of you guys are JP might be. Are you like a 34? |
| 0:54.3 | I'm 34, but I'm also... |
| 0:57.1 | See, here's the problem. I've been down... I was 32 for a while, and then all of a sudden they all started getting snug. So I've been at 34, but sometimes a little baggy. You are a smaller guy. Yeah. For me to be down to 34, it's insane. |
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