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You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought-provoking, and funny show in America.

On air and on the World Wide Web, this is the Rob Carson Show.

And this, my friends, is hour number three of the Rob Carson Show. I know it's already hour

number three. It just flies by so fast because of all the entertainment and the information

and the satire and all that. By the way, we are on radio stations around the country,

of course. And we are also streaming.

And during the commercial breaks now, when you're streaming, you will hear my and Jim

Gossett's comedy.

We were playing kind of this instrumental elevator music kind of as a, you know, in a wink and nod.

But we thought we'd go ahead and replace that with satire.

And when I was working for Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Talon Loan from God, he would run, for years, he would run my comedy during the commercial breaks on the network. So if you didn't

have a sold out inventory, if you didn't have all the commercials sold on a local station,

you would hear a piece of comedy from me or Paul Shanklin. And that's why he did it for years.

With Jim Gassett, we have an ungodly amount of material. He has done since he started

working with me five years ago, about 2,000 parodies. That is unheard of. He did two for me today.

I haven't run one of them, but it's coming. We read the Donald Trump singing about

the Cohen pardon or the request by Cohen to be pardoned. He did that last night. He's got another

one coming up, but I'm going to play for you about it's the month of gay, by by the way it's not just LGBTQIA plus pride month

whatever it's just the month of gay i'm just replacing the word june with gay if we're going to

pander to the gays you know you might as well and by the way most gay people think it's really

stupid it's like really you know so i'm gay great know, this is kind of getting to be a little stupid.

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