UI #119 - A Punishment That Went Horribly Wrong

Useless Information Podcast

Airwave Media Podcast Network

History, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2019

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

The parents of 21-year-old Linda Marie Ault were in a panic when their daughter didn't return home after attending a Friday night dance. They searched everywhere for her, but were unsuccessful. When Linda returned home the next morning, her parents were furious with what she had done and came up with a punishment that they thought would teach her a valuable lesson. Everything went horribly wrong. Also, learn about the first 9-1-1 call, a dog that had been choked by a piece of fishing line, a toothless dog accused of biting a man, and a dog that had his own charge account at the local grocery store. Retrosponsor: Noxzema Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:09.0	Useless Information. information.
1:16.0	So I was sitting in my local public library that Friday before Christmas,
1:20.0	you know, writing a few of the tidbits that I always include in each episode.
1:25.0	When one story I started to write had been in my collection of articles I'm guessing for more than a decade.
1:32.0	And every once in a while you know know, I come across it, take a quick glance down, and, you know, just kind of shove it right back into the folder.
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