Uhaul My Ass to Prom (w/ Jessica McKenna, Zach Reino)
improv4humans with Matt Besser
Matt Besser
4.9 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 11 June 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Prom-posals; all syrup, no soda extortion; Dryads' big wish; pinball dad; sheen subscription; freestyle Coke machines; Vegas sphere schools; Christopher Robin's blustery baseball story.
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| 0:00.0 | Impra for Humans at the Del Close Marathon. |
| 0:04.7 | That's DCM in NYC, New York City Friday, June 12th at 830 p.m. |
| 0:11.5 | On the UCB main stage, that's right, right at the UCB theater in Manhattan. |
| 0:17.6 | We're going to have Tammy Sager, Carl Tart, Anthony Tamanick, Joe Winkert, |
| 0:24.4 | John Conroy, Danielle Schneider, and a surprise guest. It's going to be John Gabors. That's right. |
| 0:31.5 | Please go get your tickets right now if you know anyone in the New York City area. If you live in the New York City area, you've got to make it to M-Prop for humans this June 12th at DCM. |
| 0:47.6 | Go to the UCB website now and get your tickets. |
| 0:51.5 | And guess what? |
| 0:52.5 | I got a promo code for you. The promo code is I4H10. That's the number |
| 0:59.2 | 10. I4H10 is the promo code. These tickets are inexpensive anyway. So bring yourself and |
| 1:06.3 | some other Humans to improv for Humaz Delclothes Marathon in New York City this June 12th. |
| 1:16.6 | Human, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only. Improv for Humans with Matt Besser. |
| 1:29.2 | Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests will perform fully |
| 1:35.0 | improvised scenes. Today's episode features human guests. |
| 1:39.7 | Just Zach, welcome to Improfty Humans with Matt Bester. |
| 1:44.8 | That's me. |
| 1:46.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:47.8 | Now I remember what it is. |
| 1:50.6 | Screw dark by RIPP Magic. |
| 1:54.3 | RIP magic. |
| 1:56.7 | Welcome, y'all. |
| 1:57.8 | Missed you guys. |
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