Ugly Thanksgiving Table Conversations

Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Comedy Interviews, Business, Society & Culture, Comedy, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Stand-up

4.7 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING! We're grateful for all you fuckers. On today's ep, we talk about all things Thanksgiving. We give Thanksgiving advice, talk about cringey Thanksgiving traditions, and god dammit if you make me say Thanksgiving one more time I'll cry. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GO TO GETQUIP.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY FOR 20% OFF ANY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH, MINT & GUM DISPENSER, OR WATER FLOSSER (00:00) THE BEER IS HERE (02:35) Thanksgiving Dishes (11:06) Will's Thanksgiving (15:12) Smoking Cigs (19:29) New Years Tales (25:06) First Time Liam Got Drunk (29:36) Characters (51:37) Thanksgiving Advice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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