Ugly dudes with hot wives. How did you do it? By being hot when I was younger. I've aged

horribly while my wife has aged like fine wine. I feel you, my last three years I've aged like

10 years. I've avoided aging for so long. My wife keeps getting prettier. Men also don't do

the daily upkeep that most straight women do. That could account for it. I laughed at that

last comment because it seems like

that person thinks that gay women don't have a skin routine. Hell, I've seen gay men with better

skin than some women. Smoke and mirrors. She thinks I'm hot, but it's all confidence and superficial

charm. It's been 21 years, and I've been white-knuckling this whole relationship hoping she doesn't

notice that I'm a fat dork.

I stalked your profile. You're a pretty handsome dude. Nice beard man. You and your wife look

great together. Thanks, she's got a banging body and puts her right out of my league,

but she won't let me post those picks as proof. I think Pete Davidson has shown everyone

that looks don't matter when it comes to getting women. And that's not me talking crap. He has a joke about it. I believe my wife is damn near blind. Wow, this has actually never really

occurred to me, but my best relationship I ever had was with a gal who was just shy of being legally

blind. I've never really thought about it much. Pretty much been single ever since. Time for you to

start hanging out in the Braille section of the library, my dude.

My wife has no depth perception and has pretty bad eyesight.

The only logical reason is because she can't see me.

Now get out of my swamp.

In your pictures, I see someone with a lively face and laughing eyes.

You look kind enough and your comment tells me you're very humorous.

The picture you chose of her and your comment both me you're very humorous. The picture you

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