You are entering a dimension of sound.

You carefully come in through the threshold with wonder, yet skepticism.

You see the faint shape of an outline of a robot arm petting a cat.

You faintly hear the haunting sounds of a man playing a tambourine.

The sound augments into two men playing with a soundboard.

You're listening to Canary Cry, News talk.

Stay a while and listen.

And now where Nephlin news meets biblical views,

you'll find broken memes and shattered dreams.

Give it up for Basil and God.

You're listening to Canary Cry News Talk.

Today is January 24th, 2020, and this week,

in episode 173, UFOs, time travelers, and the ghost realm. My name is Basil.

And this is Gons. Welcome to the podcast where we are 100 seconds to midnight on the doomsday clock.

That's right. We finally made it, folks. Good job, humanity. And thank you. Who helped out with? That's a new, new intro song.

New high energy intro and that was the lovely voice. I know. I'm so pumped. I feel so jacked up right now.

I know. We've gone away with our laid back ways.

We're kicking it up a notch.

And that was actually the voices you heard there.

Stephen!

He's just everywhere.

He's taking over the show.

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