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UFO's with Comedian Blaine Capatch

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Story Worthy Media

Comedian, Hannesphinney, Shotgunstoryworthy, Storyworthy, Stories, Moth, Sideshownetwork, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Comedians, Storytellingpodcast, Drama, Hollywood, Christineblackburn

4.1529 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2012

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Blaine Capatch has a lot to talk about including black triangles in the sky...yes! UFO's. Plus, Hannes tells us all about his worst stand-up comedy moment.  Listen up folks and enjoy! 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Your favorite band's about to play a sold-out show.

0:02.7

You got in.

0:03.7

Over here.

0:04.4

With a friend and found a spot close enough to see the set list.

0:07.6

They're definitely playing your song.

0:09.6

When you're with Amex, it's not if it's going to happen.

0:12.1

But when?

0:12.7

American Express.

0:13.7

Don't live life without it.

0:16.3

I'm playing Capatch and you're listening to StoryWorthy, don't you?

0:20.2

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-oh. I'm playing Capatch and you're listening to Story Worthy, don't you know?

0:21.1

Woo, ho. Welcome to the Storyworthy podcast.

0:38.5

Here are your host, Christine Blackburn and Hannah Spinning.

0:50.9

Welcome to Story Worthy.

0:52.6

I am Christine Blackburn, and I'm here with Hanna Spinning.

0:55.6

We're coming to you from the city of Blaine, Minnesota, at Bill's Gun Range and Shop.

1:02.6

That's the number two attraction in Blaine, Minnesota.

1:05.4

Number one is a championship tournament of golf, and number two, Bill's Gunrain. And how do they spell that Blaine? They spell that Blaine. B-L-A-I-N-E. Okay, well, they're wrong. No, wait, no, they're not wrong. Plankipatch, B-L-A-I-N-E. That's exactly how you spend his name. Our guest tonight was named after Blame Minnesota. Maybe he was conceived in Blame Minnesota. We don't know. Like Ron Howard and his wife name their children. Like Dallas and Las Vegas or what do they name them? Right. Anal. Actually, they named her missed because they were trying to be ano and they missed. That's right. I went right for the crotch. You are so wrong. Blaine Minnesota.

1:44.9

We're here now.

1:45.9

Blank a patch.

1:46.7

He's here tonight.

1:47.1

And you know,

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