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The Hello and welcome to Open Mind UFO Radio.

I am your host, Alejandro Rojas, and I am joined by Martin Reptillion Willis.

It shows?

Yeah.

I, uh, yeah, I was doing some shape shifting a little bit.

Oh, see, I tricked you.

Yeah.

I didn't know.

I didn't know you were reptilian.

And I pretended like I did.

You know that old trick.

And then you're like, oh, how did you know?

And it reveals your secret that you are

so you're reptilian well um no absolutely not what's with this because all of my ex-coworkers

were accused of being reptilian that's why they all were so summarily dismissed. Just kidding. But, and now you're a reptilian, too.

What is why, you know, to be honest, though, if this is true, I kind of, the reptilians aren't so bad.

No, I'm more like a turtle anyway.

Oh, yeah. I can see that. Yeah. That's cute. That's an amphibian, I think. But, yeah, that's very cute. Okay.

Oh, I think you're right. Amphibian, reptilian amphibian. Yeah. Well, maybe.

So let me tell you about our guest. He's a, he's a tortoise sort of creature.

Because it's you.

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