It is Monday the 15th of March 2021 and it is time I think I guess

for afternoon combat hello everyone my name is Luke Thomas and all the way from

Washington DC I say hello the gentleman on the other side of the screen he is

the Puerto to my Rico he is the Dominican to my Republic he is the Motel to

say say from Puerto Rico it's BC high BC it's a nice hotel you're staying in

there Luke you both you and the the viewers and the listeners are showing

tremendous restraint from my situation so I can just thank you for that but

you know all the tweets I've been getting as I've been swearing out islanders

over the past hour of fire Jay God doesn't work here people okay put put it on

me this is BC's fault we're here though Luke skyrocket in flight afternoon

delight delight you know that song's about um yeah it's getting high no it's

about like like a flagpole setup by Harvey Danger right it's about you know yeah

glad your eyes on the prize BC yeah you're still making jerk off

motions to our camera after being four and a half hours late I'm glad you

really didn't understand the gravity of the moment good job look I have nothing but

nice things to say about the people of Puerto Rico they've been through a lot

yeah but Puerto Rico itself what do you you you can just leave it huh just sink

it into the ocean BC is discovering what all of us who have traveled from Latin

America have learned which is they don't give a fuck about your American

timelines yes at all bro at all reservations are at seven they'll be there at

nine and you'd be like you look at them like dude how is it you function like

isn't it just easier as a society to function where if you say you're gonna be

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