When people switch their dog's foods to the farmer's dog, the effects can seem like

magic.

But there's no magic involved.

It's simply real meat and vegetables with all the nutrients dogs need instead of highly

processed pellets.

No tricks, just smarter, healthier pet food delivered in packs portioned for your dog.

It's amazing what real food can do.

At 50% off your first order at thefarmersdog.com slash no magic 50.

All right, well that's a fucking mess.

So let's just get right to the other stuff, shall we?

Jesus Christ, just kill me, just kill me, just kill me, just kill me.

All right, well, you know, what are you going to do?

I don't think it's ever going to get better, is it?

It's just never going to be anything other than fucked.

Oh, damn.

All right, first question, at least I didn't get to any of the questions, at least I got

to this part first, all right.

First question, what's the story behind your first tattoo and what got you into tattoos

in the first place?

What got me into tattoos in the first place?

I do not know.

I don't know if there's a moment or anything.

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