What's up everybody?

Another episode of the Wayne Nip podcast.

And my man, Big Anj over here was waking me up this morning.

I was up all night with my sick dog.

And he's like, hey, man, are you dead? Are you alive? We're supposed to go at 9 o'clock. Our last text together yesterday were you like, you good for tomorrow morning? I said, yeah. And you said, nine. I said, yeah, that was the last text I got from you.

Then 10.30 rolls around.

Like, where the hell is this guy?

He's like, what happened?

I got, I got like a chain.

It was,

you know, like when your side chick's constantly calling you and going like, hey, I'm a faithful, loving husband. Right. I don't know what you're saying. I've never. I can't relate.

I was waiting for you to respond all that.

That was great.

That was a quick reply too. Quick reply. When you have nothing to hide. Yeah. Well, you get nothing to do. It just flows right out. You're, you know, you're going to be traveling this week. And I love to, you were telling me the stories about your travel experiences and it's gotten real windy here.

Today I'm back in Texas now.

Today's crazy windy.

It's crazy windy it's crazy windy today and the great

part is you're stressing about this flight you are six three two hundred eighty five pounds

just a chicken when it comes to flying dude i i travel a ton for work, like a ton.

I'm on planes constantly.

I'm a great traveler in that, like I fly through security. I've got clear. No, I know exactly what to do, how to do, where to do. Like, I'm dialed in. I get to the airport, like the perfect amount of time. But if that plane moves even a little bit, I'm like, oh, fuck, oh, fuck.

And it's getting worse with age.

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