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WEIGHING IN

UFC Canada RECAP

WEIGHING IN

John McCarthy & Josh Thomson's MMA Show

Sports

4.6531 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Malott retires Burns, Jourdain gutsy performance and RAF signs Khamzat

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0:00.0

Welcome to the episode of the Wayne Nib podcast.

0:02.8

My man, Big Edge, just loving that AI graphic. That intro is ridiculous. It's ridiculous. First of all, you don't wear suits. And if you do, it's from baby gap. So that's like a full adult suit. You're checking your time for what? You don't have a job. What time? Why are you checking your watch for the time? My job is to be here on time and set you up. I was going to lob a softball for you, but you got all jealous. I was going to lave your size. Why am I peaking over your shoulder? I should be holding you like a baby. That's what children do. I should be rocking you like a baby. Do you see how you're acting right now over an AI graphic. Look at you. Look at it. Over an AI

0:39.5

graphic, you are extremely upset. What's going on? Did you have a, did you sleep okay? Actually, no.

0:45.0

This stupid dog that's by my feet wakes me up every day at 4.30. And she doesn't do it like nice.

0:51.2

She just like, licks my face 430 in the morning. Like, get up. And then I let her outside because I'm like, oh, she doesn't do it like nice she just like licks my face 4 30 in the morning like get up and then i let

0:56.0

her outside because i'm like oh she she doesn't even go to the bathroom she just lays down on like

0:59.7

the cold cement it's like what are you doing it's probably hot in your house and i bet you if your

1:03.8

wife woke you up by licking you'd love it see that's the difference not my face if she was if tip was

1:10.2

licking your face,

1:11.0

you'd be like,

1:11.4

okay, okay. See what's going on. Big Andrew, like, yo, a couple more kids. Here we go. God, no. I had everything removed that could make children. Oh, man. You know, that could be a chance. That could be a chance. It would not come out white because it wouldn't be mine.

1:29.3

Do you ever remove or do you just have it like snipped and like cotter eyes and tied off and all that? Yeah, I got it to have a sec to me. Might as well cut the whole thing off though. I'm not using it very often. So what are you need that thing for? Wasting my time, honestly. just gets in the way. What the fuck?

1:50.1

What the hell i don't give a shit i would never get rid of it that's my baby's fear right there and another thing i just started going off about

1:54.5

women you had a rough night you had a rough night i You had a rough night.

2:01.3

I'm actually a good mood.

2:02.5

The dog did wake me up early as hell,

2:04.0

but that's just a part for the course at this point.

2:08.4

It goes out and lays on the floor.

2:10.0

It's probably hot in your fucking house.

2:12.0

You think my fat ass keeps a house hot?

2:14.7

Man,

2:15.0

there's no way.

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