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It's about keeping everything secure. Yeah, welcome back to War Report. I think that's what we're calling it. We could call whatever you want. Yeah, literally whatever you guys would call it. It's me and my boy Jesse here. Big UFC 318 is going down so you know we have to do a show before the big pay-per-views. That's how we do any of the big pay-per-views me and jesse are going to break it all down for you guys uh and it just so happens that the same week a big ufc 318's going down with the max dustin fight there's been a lot of real housewives of the ufc going down yeah and it starts with who we both love here. Let's get that out. We love Connor McGregor. That is well documented. And dude, this, he had, he had some, he had some dickpakes. Yeah. And first of all, before you give you not take, dude has a dick on him. He attached a weight to it, dude. I mean. How many people people are trying that now i've thought about that so many times where i'm like i just never could think of a way where i could test that out you know it seems dangerous man but he has a real dick on him he's like yeah he's it's bottom it's funny because we were talking about on firing the kid and chin you know he's bringing up the blurred pictures and chimp was like i just can't find that because i was like i want to see what he's working with man it's the notorious let's see

what we're working with let's see what he said to the strangers yes and then finally the fans saw that

and like because chin's about the internet and i got like 30 connor dickpicks i was like man this is

impressive there's ways to figure it out dude there definitely is you got to get

better at the internet but um yeah our boys and here's the thing we're like this is crazy man

and car's like whatever just here's my birthday 50 cent he just cruised right through it dude and

uh the craziest thing about the story, though, is who he sent those

two. Like, do you know who he sent those two? She's a singer, right? Pretty girl, pretty gal.

Completely. But she's a savage. Certified bat shit crazy. That girl live streamed herself,

digging up her recently dead cat and she boiled it on a live stream. Oh my God. That's what I'm saying. And like she apparently like she didn't know it like they didn't know each other like how does that the person that you're like god damn. She's like this is a good picture. Who am I going to send this to? He's all the chick that boils cats. That's the one. I didn't know that. I figured she's just an artist and he's like, she's hot. If you go look at her ex account, it's bananas. Yeah. I think a bit of this is, I do think we're

dealing with an attic here. I think it's attic behavior. And he's probably snoring all that devil's

dandrift and was just like, cool. I got some weights attached to my dick yeah i saw hers

one time and then sends her the dm yeah yeah he's like he's he's he's rolling uh he's rolling uh

he's rolling a he's rolling a shitload of viagrid he's like i'm ready he's like it's go time

i'm ready to pound somebody's brains in. Yeah, dude, ground and pound.

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