UFC 314: Return of the King
Heavy Hands
Connor Ruebusch
4.8 • 541 Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2025
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Now come the days of the king. May they be blessed.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm I'm Hello, folks, and welcome to another edition of Heavy Hands. |
| 0:36.5 | I am your host, Connor. |
| 0:38.5 | And with me, as almost always, is Mr. Phil McKenzie. |
| 0:45.2 | I have pretend. |
| 0:46.5 | It's good to have you back, Phil. |
| 0:49.3 | It's feedback. |
| 0:50.3 | I don't like to give the YouTube commenters too much credit, |
| 0:53.6 | but somebody did make me laugh |
| 0:55.2 | last week. |
| 0:56.0 | I believe they said... |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, yes, I saw that. |
| 0:58.2 | Very, very good. |
| 0:59.7 | As expected, a cheap domestic knockoff. |
| 1:04.8 | And, you know, Miguel's a good guy, but let's be real. |
| 1:09.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.0 | He's no Phil, isn't? For the good bangers. And he's no Mr. Phil, is let's be real. Yeah. He's no Phil, isn't? |
| 1:10.9 | For the good bangers. |
| 1:12.9 | And he's no Mr. Phil, is he? |
| 1:14.9 | I mean, |
| 1:17.2 | sorry, Miguel, you know. |
| 1:20.3 | Well, luckily the Paris have gone back down again, so. |
| 1:23.0 | Yep, that pause. |
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