Oh, yeah, right. It's that Friday feeling. I'm on the road with horrible audio. Breathe out. So we can breathe you in.

Yes, ever long Luke would be a great description for me below the waist. Thank you very much. Hey, it's morning combat Friday October 20th, 2023. I forgot my road microphone and all of you are going to have to deal with it.

But that doesn't mean we don't have the best damn combat sports show ready to infect your face hole. Luke Thomas on the other side that man right over there from the Capitol Washington DC UFC 294.

You have to work on it. And all of you are going to have to deal with it. But that doesn't mean we don't have the best damn combat sports show ready to infect your face hole. Look, Thomas on the other side that man right over there from the Capitol Washington, DC UFC 294 just 24 hours away and look on a scale of one to you know inserts the joke, how bad do I sell it?

Um, not horrible. Not great. Not horrible. I just want the audience to understand.

Look at how carefree this man is. Like Tuesday of this week, show time, shuts down sports division and historic move.

Two days later, B.C. I may or may not bring my equipment for this job. I may or may not. So I don't even know.

Here's the deal. We got a great show for you tonight, but I'm currently in New York, sitay. Why? Because I'm warning jacket had a great show for me last night, Luke Thomas, the beacon theater, the 20th anniversary concert of the it's still moves record.

This was an out of body experience that is best explained much deeper than simply saying mushroom gummies, Luke.

I don't think it's much deeper than that, but I'm glad you had a good time. I am. I'm really glad. And I'm glad you now sound like you're speaking into a tin can of beans that you emptied out to make this show possible.

But in emptying them, you better believe I ate them, Luke. There's no question about that. But hey, it's October 20th, Friday.

Don't know if I mentioned that. And Luke Thomas, before we get into the meat of this show, and apparently, apparently we have a very special guest in our opening segment that will be here. So hang tight for a few minutes as we continue to set the stage for Abu Dhabi this weekend.

So morning combat dot store, Luke, the launch 2.0 of the average Joe art collaboration. I'm wearing a hat and sweatshirt that don't represent those, but your Ninja Turtles wash dad.

Part of that larger collaboration collection that average Joe's got going 2.0 is live right now. And it's moving.

But if you want more average Joe in your life, MK audience, you have to buy this 2.0. You're going to take it off the shelves because I've seen the future and I've seen some of average Joe's hinting at what he can produce. And Luke, what's on the site right now is just just what do they call it? The chef's kiss, Luke.

It's excellent. It's absolutely excellent. Go check it out. Go see what you like.

Some of my favorite things and I have to tell you BC this morning when I wore this shirt, Tookie goes, is that you daddy? I said, yes, it is. And she goes Uncle Gringo likes hot dogs.

I said, yes, she does. She didn't say that. Come on. She was on my on her life. I saw my gosh likes hot dogs. That's what she said.

I'm so typecasted in your household too, Luke. It seems wow. That's great right there. Thank you.

Thank you more, my off CBS sports, by the way, on the ones and twos. We will have a special guest in a moment. We're going to have okay bet today.

We're going to look at we'll went down at the press conference yesterday in Abu Dhabi as we continue to get closer.

And Luke, there's never been a closer run in this okay bet experience. So I'm excited to see our picks today as I have taken over the lead for the first time and tied into that, by the way, folks.

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