UFC 124, Kansas City, Moe Music
Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!
Comedy Cellar Network
4.6 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2010
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello Robert Kelly. |
| 0:10.0 | Kelly. Hello Robert Kelly |
| 0:13.4 | Kelly doing another you know what dude podcast As you can probably tell by now I forgot the song to the |
| 0:25.0 | as you can probably tell by now I forgot the |
| 0:39.7 | song to the podcast you know what dude that Joe de Rosa kindly made for me I forgot the CD at the house. I forgot to fucking drag it onto my computer like an |
| 0:46.3 | asshole. So I had this CD. This is Mo, a cab driver I met on my little Canadian tour. He took me to the mall. We hung out all day. I took him to breakfast. It was a fucking lunatic. and he had his own CD. Hits from the 40s. |
| 1:09.0 | And this is it. |
| 1:31.0 | the first time I'm listening to it. mow the cab driver the cab driver. So, anyways, let me, uh, let me turn Mo down. |
| 1:39.0 | Yeah, I'm in Kansas City right now. I'm sick. I got a fucking bug or whatever the fuck it is. |
| 1:50.0 | My sinus is a focked. I've had a runny nose for three days now. It started out with just |
| 1:57.2 | sneezing like an idiot for a whole day and then it turned into fucking boogie nose. So I've been congested. I'm here in Canada |
| 2:10.6 | sick in the hotel. The hotel is fucking trash there's food everywhere |
| 2:15.6 | clothes strewed all over |
| 2:19.1 | that's what I do when I check in a hotel the do not disturb sign goes on for the duration of my stay. |
| 2:25.0 | I do not clean my room. |
| 2:27.6 | I don't get the bed made. |
| 2:29.2 | I get nothing done to this room. It's a fucking mess. And then the last night, I'll walk around and I'll |
| 2:36.7 | fucking pick up all my clothes, throw it into the bag, zip it up. I'll pick up all the trash and put it into one corner and that's it. |
| 2:47.0 | And then I leave a 20 on the fucking table for the maid. |
| 2:51.0 | I used to come in and keep it clean as I was going along and then I was like, |
| 2:55.3 | fuck this. I don't like the maid cup of it. |
| 2:58.5 | Fucking disturbing my shit, my mess. |
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