Hey everybody welcome to UFC Unfiltered. We have a Phoenix Con of Alley sits in and very very enjoyable time Matt Sarah comes in. Somebody spills something that's not Matt Sarah and steep Amy it just calls in. We have a ball.

Chas are dropped throughout this arena. Nobody is sitting down. Jason that finished Elbow's raining down!

Oh! On the button! Are you kidding me? Oh he heard him again! He's out!

This is UFC Unfiltered and now your host Jim Norton and Matt Sarah.

Well it's Jim Norton with a mouthful of nuts. I thought I could eat a handful of lightly salted almonds. Matt is on his way. His training is slightly delayed. Matt comes all the way from Long Island and I'm quite happy.

The Phoenix Con of Alley is your high Phoenix. Hey what's up? Want to talk for a second while I chew? I will. You can swallow. Oh God that sounded horrible. This is how we're starting off. And then we'll talk. There's tons of news. There's great fights coming up. So many fights.

There's so many fights coming up. We've got a lot of news for you. Okay. Sarcasm. Thank you. And maybe no spillage. Let's hope. Spillage. Why would you spill last time? I didn't spill anything. Matt's coming in. Did you see the new address? Oh my God that's right. Oh look at that!

There are napkins here with the Sarah B.J. logo on them. On a dispenser. Yeah. It's hard to run into the studio. Yeah Matt does like to make a mess. He's a messy. Matt's a very hearty man. I say that a lot. We're going out to Perani, lots of Vegas.

My main reason for going obviously a free trip to Vegas to watch UFC does not suck. And I didn't have any work and I was happy to do that. I'm dying to go see this at 226.

But the main motivation and actually going is to see Matt inducted. I'm really happy for him. Yeah that's great. He's going to cry like a baby. It'll be really cute.

At Willie? I think so. And he gets emotional about his career. He's got a little hard work that he put in. Well he's going to thank his kids. He'll send his family to him. He's going to be there right? Yeah of course. Sure. So Matt will thank his children.

And that's Matt's a softie when it comes to his kids and his co-host. He can't help it. Yeah. I hope that's when he cries. Jim Norton.

So yeah we have Steve baby. It's just calling. We're starting a couple minutes earlier than normal.

Because Steve Bay is calling in obviously the main event of 226. He's fighting DC for the heavyweight belt. I don't know. I'm excited about this. I'm excited about the call main. I'm excited about in Garnou Lewis.

Yeah. Kiesa Pettis. What's the other fight on there? Go on Saki and Khalil Rountry. Oh yeah. I love seeing Saki. I've watched his career since kickboxing. He's such a brutal brutal fighter.

What's his record? In kickboxing? No no you have seen. I think he just has the one fight so far in the UFC. He's one now. He has two MMA fights. One was a loss. The other one was what that.

It was like a crazy left hook at the end of the first round. Yeah. He knocked out Henry K. De Silva. Yeah. And who is Khalil is coming off? He just fought. I feel like he just fought but obviously didn't. Yeah. It was fairly recently. He let's say. Oh it's saying it got over turned Alex. Oh. Yeah. He had lost to Michael Alexa Chuck but Alexa Chuck has to pause it.

Pause it for some sense. That's a no contest. Before that he knocked out Paul Craig. Rountry. Yeah. Okay. I was not so I didn't know that it was made in no contest. Yeah. Okay. I'm so. And I guess we have any. My eyes are getting really bad. Like I have my shitty CVS. Did I say I went for an eye test in LA? I went to a. I saw your Instagram. I went to another glasses are good though. Those were just like frames. My ex-girlfriend is really trying to twink me out. I went to a lens crafters and I think I fell in love with the woman. Did you? Oh.

Is there something romantic about being fitted for I wear? You know, I don't we started talking about relation she's engaged of course you want nothing to do with me. But I was very she's big tall. Like not not heavy but a big volleyball player. Yeah. Like the type who just palm my face. Okay. Just hold my dumb little ugly newt face in the pocket. Yeah. Sometimes I don't have size preferences but with her she was just a very sexy person. Anyway we chatted for a while and there's something naughty.

About talking about a relationship with your optometrist who you don't even know sure but it wasn't an appropriate chatter. She's like can you see it can you see now can you have out this way. Yeah. That's what does it for you. Maybe when she was saying can you see it I thought she was meant like me and her together. I'm like yes I can. All the one. The first lady I went in there. Yeah. I had read tonight. She I would the first woman I went in there for she was like an employee. And she had me she was kind of shitty like she was a little snippy. Yeah about me not reading the right. She's like

pick a line something a b f a d just pick a line sir I'm like I know I'm going over I'm sorry I'm reading out loud. I'm here for vision problems. Okay. Exactly. Apparently I had auditory problems too. I could understand what that rotten creep was saying. What are you doing for fourth July. I don't have any plans yet. I don't have any plans. Because everything irritates me in New York City. It's too crowded. It's too much stimulus. So people like go to the beach. I'm like no to me people like go to the. No people. Yeah.

I can't do it. What do you want to do. Oh man if I knew somebody who had like a just a dope ass pool and some good barbecue I would do that. You know I don't know how to barbecue. I have a terrorist and I have a very small grill. Yeah. Because you're not allowed to have a gas grill and a lot of Manhattan buildings. Right. I'm guessing it's a hazard for explosion. So for insurance reasons I don't fuck around I do what they tell me. But I want it to be a man. Okay. You know I'm like I'm tired of being a fucking a no nothing pseudo male. I'm going to

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