Hello and welcome to the total soccer show. My name is Daryl Grove and I'm joined by a man who won't be booking his next vacation with Harry Maguire. His name is Taylor Rockwell. Hello. I mean, I have always wanted to know what the inside of two different Greek jail cells

looks like. But yeah, I think aside from that desire, I'm going to just go my own way next time.

So what's he done, Taylor? What's Manchester United in England's Harry McGuire done?

It seems like vented all of his frustrations at the past year in one night of drinking.

He was on vacation in Mekanos with some friends of his, it seems. They were

at a bar, according to reports. They get into an altercation with some other British holiday

makers, is what I think the Guardian dubbed them. I guess tensions flare over. There's a bit of back

and forth. The police arrive. That turns into a bit of back and forth between the police and some

of the people involved, including Harry McGuire, according to reports. There's some punching, there's some kicking. Harry McGuire allegedly ran away, but then was captured later on. Oh, so there's a joke to be made there about his lack of pace? Well, yes, there is. Exactly. Well done, Darry. At least we know that. And there were many jokes made about how many headbuts he must have thrown since, you know, Aaron Long would have got away.

He definitely would have.

That did lead to the question of like, what if he'd gotten away?

And instead of joining up with Man United for preseason,

he's just some wanted fugitive trying to make his way back to England across Europe.

That's a sitcom I'd watch, Darrow. It has to be a sitcom, though.

It'd be called Harry Vigilante.

Oh, does he become a vigilante along the way? Yeah. He just turns, it's basically the Punisher and Me, Terry McGuire. It's more like, I don't know what the Punisher is or does, so I can't comment on that, but the show, the show I have in my head is that he has to sort of, it's almost like the littlest hobo,

like he has to move from town to town

and he helps solve a problem,

but he has to sort of uh it's almost like the littlest hobo like he has to move from town to town and he helps solve a problem but he has to move on before the police catch him i think that's also the plot of the incredible hulk so yeah either one of those either one of those is fine uh but yes is still currently in jail has been moved to a different greek island which is the administrative center. We expect him to be released in the next day, at least his lawyer says that. But it sounds like we'll be charged with aggravated assault, so who knows where that will go. What it does mean is that Oligone of Sol Shire probably has a headache. Oh, so it's so English. So English to go in trouble over there. All right. Let's move on to more exciting things.

I just have to assume that it's because there aren't many English people participating in European competitions anymore.

So Harry McGuire had to keep the English streak of European participation alive.

That's all.

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