Hello, this is international football commentator Derek Ray, and you're listening welcome to Ranks FC.

It's your favourite transatlantic football podcast.

My name's Jack Collins and I'll be your host today.

And joining me across the water all the way from San Diego.

It's Mr Dean Jones.

How you doing, mate?

Hello, mate. Yeah, happy end of season, mate. Happy transfer window. Here we are. We've reached

the end of another season. Should we thank everyone for sticking with us through like

another whole season? We've done loads of these now. We're like tried and tested. We're old

hats. We are. We are old school at this point.

I was thinking this. I watched the Champions League final in a pub in the Cotswolds where I

taking Lucy for her birthday. And there were all these kids who had obviously just

finished their A levels or just kind of done first year reunion, all these things.

And they were talking about all these wicked trips. They were like, how are going to go to Barcelona to see Elro?

And I was like, I love doing that kind of thing.

And I was thinking about trying to join the conversation,

but I was really concerned they might call me unks.

That's something sad.

I was like, actually, we're well old at this point.

I've actually quietly become old at that time.

I really have, yeah.

Yeah, I really have been old turned of age in this podcast.

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