So draw attention to it, act like you've been here before. Hello gamers, you are watching

kind of funny games daily for Tuesday, December 7th. I am your host Tomor saying and joining

me for the first time ever, ever exclusive for kind of funny. No one has pulled this off,

except for me. I am joined by Master Chief Petty Officer John 117. Welcome, Master Chief,

how are you today? Hello Tomor, it's a pleasure to be here. Master Chief, if you could do me

a favor, I've always wanted to relate to you. The problem is you're a Spartan, you are a

super soldier, you are like nine foot tall, you're incredible in combat. Is there any chance

that you can make yourself a little more relatable to me by doing like a British accent,

but kind of not like a straight British accent, the kind of British accent that's melded

with someone who has been in California for a really long time, do you reckon you can pull

one of those off? Are you saying you don't want me to use my real voice, this whole podcast?

Yeah, I would prefer if you sounded a little more like me, so we can have like a, I'm used to

doing this with Gary Whitter, who's a really cool guy, a British guy, he's lived in California

for a while. I'd love it if you could help me reach a comfortable space by replicating his voice.

I know you're a man of many talents, so you reckon you can pull that off? Well, fortunately,

part of my Spartan training did include a comprehensive vocabulary and linguistic

database, so let me see if I can access those files. Let's go.

Accessing. Accessing. Uh-huh. Cortana will slow these days.

Accessing. Not Cortana is the weapon now, isn't it? All right, has this. Oh, wow.

Oh, John, that's incredible. I love it. It took a minute to, uh, to properly load in all the

subroutines, but this, this should be pretty authentic. That is, I feel, I already feel a little

more at home with you. Yeah, this is, this is apparently according to the database, this is the

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