Hey guys welcome back to We Met an Acme. This is episode 11. We're so excited. We're sitting here with heavy aka Jeff who is our first comedian on the show. Welcome.

Oh my god. Thank you so much for having me. I like this like joint mic situation here. We're like we're like we're like yeah we're close. We could kiss right? Yeah it's dope. We're kissing.

Thank you for having me. I'm so excited to be here. Yeah of course tell me a little tell us all a little bit about yourself. What's your full name? If you're comfortable with that where you from I heard you're you have an upcoming podcast tell us everything.

Yes so for people who don't know my real name is Jeff dancing. Absolutely no relation to Ted.

But my nicknames have you that's what people know me know me by love to eat love to flourish from Canada live in LA and the podcast that's coming out with me.

What part of Canada? Born in Toronto. Born Montreal. And brought some Montreal listeners.

Okay hell yeah. Shout out Montreal, La Belle Prove, Vance, Beauty's, RIP, Jaime. But was brought up actually in Toronto. And now I live in Los Angeles.

Nice. And what do you do your comedian right? So I got my hands in a few different things. I do stand up. I used to blog about food and I sell food travel shows.

And I have a food and spa jewelry and clothing company which is called the heavy collection. Is this it? This is it these bone bracelets. Oh.

And there's a little pizza and ice cream and burger. I got you. And sort of raising money for no kid hungry recently which is cool. That's awesome.

But really just out here trying to flourish eat well and send your girl home on a city by you know.

So that's my favorite thing about following you on social media. Like I don't even know what the context was initially but I saw you post like send a girl home in an Uber pool.

And I literally lost my shit laughing like just imagining like a guy being so slick like yeah. No, I got you in Uber and then like she goes downstairs and there's like three other people in the car like.

How did you think of that?

So it actually came derived from a real experience. I'm not like really trying to send girls home on like roller blades or anything.

I'm like a really nice guy. You know my standard is like sending a girl home in an X or above.

But you know one time this girl came over and she came over in an X or the Uber for.

I took care of it. That's something you do also. That's something I do sometimes depending on the situation rarely. I'm not one to like book a flight or send an Uber.

I'm usually the one to send the Uber home. Did you think she didn't have the app or like it would up your chances of her actually coming? No, I think it was just me taking care of the situation.

Sometimes I want to take care of the Uber, not like oh, you're broke. Like even if I know she has money, I'm just like, you want me to get your Uber, you know, like as a gentleman type thing, right?

Being a nice guy. Then she came over and was kind of just like, you know, it didn't go well. Let's just say that. And she got sent home in an Uber pool.

I think it was a select that she came over and then she left in a pool. But the bottom line is it's like because she didn't put out or she knows.

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