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The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Comedy

4.5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0	It's the Kidcratic Morning Show.
0:02.7	We were just talking about ratings for Uber.
0:05.3	My wife wanted to get in on the conversation.
0:07.1	She's sending me a text.
0:08.0	Okay.
0:08.4	What's her rating?
0:09.1	She's got a perfect five.
0:11.0	Amazing.
0:12.2	On both?
0:12.9	Wow.
0:13.7	And I think she rides Lyft and Uber more.
0:16.8	And then she followed it up by sending me a picture to prove that she has a five, which I believe.
0:21.1	And then she said, don't mind the picture.
0:24.1	I tried to look ugly in my profile pic so I don't get kidnapped.
0:29.7	You know what?
0:30.3	That's smart thinking.
0:31.2	Thank you for the tip.
0:31.8	That's smart thinking for a woman.
0:33.0	Now you're wondering, what kind of picture did my wife take to look quote unquote ugly? Yeah.
0:38.3	She is in front of a window, so the light is coming in from behind her.
0:43.3	So it's bad lighting.
0:45.3	She purposely did this.
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