Uber Hearse

Run That Prank

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Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Are you aware that the SUV that you ordered has a body in the back? If there is a problem, the cancellation fee is $50.

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0:00.0	Coming up at 4 minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today and the title is
0:07.6	My peace and happiness is next door
0:11.6	We'll get into that find out what that's all about in just a bit
0:15.6	But right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call Tommy. What do you have for us today?
0:22.4	What's on the menu?
0:23.6	We don't, we don't, you know, it's Monday. I got to be
0:28.2	Exceedingly ignorant. Yes, yeah, exceedingly
0:35.2	Yeah, yeah, that should be yeah, exceedingly
0:39.1	England, okay, yeah, so um this right here, and I don't y'all don't y'all fall apart
0:45.1	Uber hurts
0:47.3	What is this man?
0:49.1	But do you want to go somewhere? Do you not want to go somewhere?
0:52.0	Uber not in a hurry to find my life. Hey, hey, hey, hey, look
0:58.7	Uber hurts
1:01.0	Okay, and we're gonna get you there. All right, we're gonna get you there
1:05.6	now
1:06.8	Let's go get the cat dog. Let's get it Uber purse
1:10.9	Hello, hello, I'm trying to reach Sean, please
1:14.3	Yeah, what's up? Hey, Sean, how you doing? This my name is Brian. Um, I got you on schedule
1:20.0	You you ordered a Uber for tomorrow morning. I'm I think you're
1:25.6	Okay, you're you're scared to go to the airport, correct?
1:28.9	Absolutely. Yeah, okay, all right, and I want to make sure you you wanted an SUV
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