Uber Hearse

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Are you aware that the SUV that you ordered has a body in the back? If there is a problem, the cancellation fee is $50.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.8	Coming up about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.2	The subject is he's hiding money in our raggedy house.
0:14.5	But right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
0:18.0	What you got for is Neff.
0:19.1	We're going to need a Uber
0:21.3	Hearst. Uber. Hurts. Yeah. I mean, it happens, y'all. Don't tell me it happens. It happens.
0:32.3	Uber. No, it doesn't happen. No way. You're going to get in here. You're going to get in here and get if you want to get what you got to go. You're going to get in here.
0:37.6	You're going to get in here and get if you want to get what you've got to go. You're going to get in here so I can get you there. All right? Uber Hearst. Cat dog, if you would. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Sean, please. Yeah, this is me. What's up? Hey, Sean, how you doing? My name is Brian.
0:34.8	I got you on schedule.
0:36.7	You ordered an Uber for tomorrow morning. Hey, this is me. What's up? Hey, son, how you doing? My name is Brian. I got you on schedule.
0:55.4	You ordered an Uber for tomorrow morning.
0:58.5	I think you're...
0:59.7	Yes, sir.
1:00.9	Okay.
1:01.4	Are you scheduled to go to the airport, correct?
1:04.4	Absolutely, yeah.
1:05.8	Okay.
1:06.5	All right, and I want to make sure you wanted an SUV?
1:10.6	Yeah, I wanted an SUV.
1:12.4	Okay, and that's 92-11 West, what is that, Holman?
1:20.9	92-11 West Holman Drive?
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