Uber Hearse - 3.25.26
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🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human. You know, sometimes you got to merge jobs. You know, sometimes you got to do, you know, have, you know, you can combine and make it easy for everybody. So this right here is a Uber, Hersch. Uber Hersch. Yeah. Wow, that's being smart, call it. That's being smart. That's when you work in two jobs, you know? You pick people up, get them where they got to go. And guess what? Pick the bodies up too. Uber hurts. Let's go. Addo! Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Sean, please. Yeah, this is me. What's up? Hey, son, how you doing? My name is Brian. |
| 0:38.3 | I got you on schedule. |
| 0:40.1 | You ordered an Uber for tomorrow morning. |
| 0:43.1 | I think you're... |
| 0:44.3 | Yep. |
| 0:45.6 | Okay. |
| 0:46.0 | Are you scheduled to go to the airport, correct? |
| 0:49.0 | Absolutely, yeah. |
| 0:50.4 | Okay. |
| 0:51.1 | All right, and I want to make sure you wanted an SUV? |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, I wanted an SUV. Okay. And that's 92-11 West, what is that, Holman? |
| 1:04.0 | 92-11 West Holman Drive? |
| 1:06.1 | That's correct. |
| 1:06.9 | Okay. All right. All right. So I'll be outside tomorrow morning. We're talking about 7 a.m. pickup, correct? Okay. All right. All right. So I'll be outside tomorrow morning. We're talking about 7 a.m. pickup, correct? |
| 1:14.9 | That's it. You got it. You got it. Everything's on point. |
| 1:17.9 | Okay. All right. So listen, I wanted to let you know this, man. You order the SUV. I'll be there tomorrow. I'll be there probably a little bit before 7 a.m. You know, when you guys order Uber way in advance, you know, we try to get there almost like a car service and make sure we get you where you got to go. And I know the traffic is going to be a little crazy. So, you know, I'll be there on time. I'll be downstairs waiting on you, all right? I'd appreciate it. Okay. Now listen, I'm a SUV, but it's kind of a little different. |
| 1:48.0 | That's why I kind of the reason for the call, I wanted to kind of give you a heads up. |
| 1:52.0 | I am an SUV, so I just want you to look for the black hearse that'll be outside. |
| 1:59.0 | A hearse? Yeah. I'll be in a black herds tomorrow morning, |
| 2:04.4 | 7 a.m. Okay. Okay. Is it an SUV or a hearse? No, no, it's a herch. It's a herst. Actually, |
| 2:14.3 | what's happening is, is I have another drop off at the airport as well |
| 2:19.3 | you know there's a i mean it's it's it won't affect you at all but there'll be a body in the back |
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