Welcome in episode number five.

Here we are on another Unidentified Alien Podcast, UAP, right here with Stephen D.N.

Aaron, Curtis, over there.

Karen, how are you?

I'm well.

I am a uphologist.

Oh, you became a uphologist over this past week?

See, that's what this...

It's a neologism derived from UFO.

No, that's good.

That's what we can do for you here on this podcast,

is making you an expert.

And today is really something for episode five.

It's kind of like a landmark episode, right?

It is. Yes.

So we're going to tackle something here that we haven't done yet because mostly what we've done is go over some of the biggest, most interesting, mysterious happenings in UFO, UAP history ever since Congress came out with their report about UFOs and declassifying some things, basically saying they don't know what they are, but they're not sure if they're alien. And the only went back to 2004 on that report. So we thought, my gosh, there's so much they left out. And, of course, all the things that we've already covered with, like Rendezstrom Forest and Malmastorm Air Force Base, Operation High Jump, Roosevelt, not Roosevelt, Eisenhower's meeting with the aliens.

And now we're going to do something different, and that is abductions.

Right.

You think UFO sightings are just a modern phenomenon, but did you know that the Puritans were the first to record strange shining lights in American skies in 1639?

So that's the first recording one of us, if you want to go back to ancient times with cave paintings and things like that.

Right, right.

Outside of that.

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