U.S. Hockey Debockey
Hysteria
Hysteria
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🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Erin and Alyssa dish on Trump’s State of the Union address and Kash Patel taking the Olympic US Men’s Hockey team from hero to zero. They also unpack the disturbing case of Representative Tony Gonzales’ inappropriate relationship with a staffer and how Republicans are weighing the calls for his resignation with their razor-thin majority in Congress. Then they wrap up with the latest on the Epstein files and a petty preview of Candace Owens’ new series on Erika Kirk, “The Bride of Charlie”.
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Epstein accusers, Olympians among guests invited to State of the Union speech (Reuters 2/24)
Trump invites US Olympic hockey heroes to State of the Union in locker-room call (The Guardian 2/23)
Virginia teen Sage Blair at State of the Union (Fox 5 2/24)
FBI head Kash Patel defends ‘frat bro’ hijinks with US hockey team in Milan (The Guardian (The Guardian 2/23)
Tony Gonzales faces mounting pressure from GOP women over affair allegations (Politico 2/23)
Tony Gonzales says he will not resign (Politico 2/24)
Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump (NPR 2/24)
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Hysteria. |
| 0:09.1 | I'm Erin Ryan. |
| 0:10.3 | And I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:12.3 | Alyssa, what's your favorite side effect of hormonal birth control? |
| 0:16.1 | My favorite side effect? |
| 0:17.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:17.6 | Not getting pregnant. |
| 0:18.6 | Same. |
| 0:18.9 | Same. |
| 0:19.7 | Big time. |
| 0:20.6 | Casey means the surgeon general |
| 0:22.6 | nominee is currently being questioned by a very... |
| 0:27.5 | Confluent....survile Congress, and she's probably going to get confirmed, but she is a nut |
| 0:33.5 | who thinks that hormonal contraception... The side effects of hormonal contraception are worse |
| 0:38.4 | than the side effect of not taking hormonal contraception, which is a whole fucking pregnancy. |
| 0:44.6 | Senator Patty Murray was quite flammoxed by the whole conversation. |
| 0:48.9 | I mean, the thing is, like, I could tell you some side effects of pregnancy. |
| 0:51.6 | Ask anybody that's not a kid or been pregnant. |
| 0:53.6 | And they'll tell you, those side effects are 100% worse than anything that happens to you when you're on hormonal birth control. |
| 0:59.5 | But go off, sis. |
| 1:05.3 | Today we're talking about Trump's State of the Union address, Cash Patel, taking the Olympic U.S. men's hockey team from hero to zero. The disturbing case of Representative Tony Gonzalez's inappropriate relationship |
| 1:15.3 | with a staffer that ended in tragedy. And the latest on the Epstein files. And then, of course, |
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