U.S. and Iran Wage a Meme War as Pete Hegseth Blasts "Unpatriotic" Media | Lee Sung Jin
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.8 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, |
| 0:10.8 | it's America's only sorts for news. |
| 0:14.1 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Ronnie T! |
| 0:18.6 | Thank you. Ready! Welcome! I'm going to |
| 0:21.6 | Iran |
| 0:34.6 | about tonight. |
| 0:35.6 | Iran has been enriching weapons-grade memes. |
| 0:39.0 | Pete Heggseth can't take a bad review. |
| 0:41.3 | And good news. |
| 0:42.2 | Your phone is making you ugly. |
| 0:44.3 | Oh, wait, sorry, that's bad news. |
| 0:46.2 | Sorry, my bad. |
| 0:47.1 | But first, let's get into the latest on the war in Iran. |
| 0:53.2 | Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. |
| 0:56.0 | Let's start with the straight of Homoos. |
| 1:01.0 | Much like clavicular, we all found our exits two months ago, and now people won't shut |
| 1:05.0 | the fuck up about it. |
| 1:07.0 | Well, we have an update. |
| 1:09.0 | It's still closed. No one can get oil because turns out this thing we never heard of was the choke point for the entire fucking planet. |
| 1:18.9 | Whoops. |
| 1:20.1 | There are long lineups for fuel from Pakistan to Cambodia to Vietnam. |
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