U.P. UFO Cult: Engineering Mastermind or Electromagnetism Phantom S.9 Ep.3
Cryptids Of The Corn
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🗓️ 1 June 2026
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Mr. E and Jay Clone discuss a man named Warren and his cryptic life of engineering for the US Government and his ability to see the secrets behind the veil. From how a cold sun burned away Atlantis, how technology allowed him to become a clairvoyant and even having glowing balls of fire investigating inside his home. Get your universal translator ready for this episode of Cryptids of the Corn.
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| 0:00.0 | I got stuff for you. |
| 0:04.2 | Holy molly. |
| 0:05.3 | I need to get some snakes and release them around my house. |
| 0:07.7 | But they love eating people. |
| 0:09.2 | I love eating kids. |
| 0:10.4 | These guys are the scientists of the supernatural. |
| 0:14.4 | Lecturers leaving lessons for inquiring laymen. |
| 0:18.0 | They are applying the scientific method to a world that baffles science. They are the |
| 0:24.3 | cryptids of the corn. Every day that you open your mouth. I know, right? I'm more convinced that you're |
| 0:31.0 | abducted by aliens. No. And it just stood up. I mean, it just kept going one and going. |
| 0:39.7 | And she goes, what the? |
| 0:41.5 | These are idiots. |
| 0:42.7 | I was laughing, reading this, because I already knew how you would feel. |
| 0:45.7 | Idiot. |
| 0:46.5 | What part of the story fits your balloon? |
| 0:49.2 | Well, this isn't a UFO. |
| 0:50.9 | But who else has big black wings and red eyes? |
| 0:57.9 | Um, Batman. Well, Mockman. Oh, yeah, Mothman. |
| 1:08.1 | Well, everyone, I think we know exactly what it is. So say it all with me. It was the San Phil Crane. |
| 1:10.8 | Would you try it? No. You wouldn't eat it? No. |
| 1:11.2 | Why? |
| 1:12.7 | Because they're probably toxic. |
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