All right, we're back at the exciting conclusion of Turks and Jerks of the Year.

There's nothing but twists here.

One of the twists is that after an hour of talking about our picks, the actual Turk and

Jerk of the Year are decided by the audience.

So we are going to go to the audience picks and then we're going to have a crazy twist

at the end where it's a host versus the audience.

Who's going to settle that?

You'll get to that in a second as well.

But first, to reiterate the nominees, the audience nominated for Turk of the Year, John

Federman, Starbucks workers, Zelensky, and Antikasperid.

Okay?

And you should know real quick why they nominated me, because it's first specific reason.

Her fate away jump shot.

Yeah, exactly.

Thank you.

Finally, I get the recognition I deserve.

Butter, like butter.

I don't even know what that is.

Is that basketball?

That's basketball.

Okay.

And I would love to do that except, I don't know why they picked you.

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