I love the young church, Jackie Grant, I can spare you with you guys.

We've got a series of fun announcements.

We have a fascinating week ahead.

So first of all, the DSC starts tonight.

Yes, it actually exists.

Yes, they will do speeches.

No, it will not be in person.

Yes, we will be covering it.

Tonight, it's me and John doing it.

Tomorrow will be me and Ben Dixon, then Michael Schur, then Anna Kasparin.

And guys, it starts at 9 o'clock Eastern.

It's got about two hours of speeches.

And the reason I say fun in this context is because play by plays back.

So we're going to get to do live, play by play coverage of each of the speeches.

I just looked at the schedule.

If I didn't count wrong, the first four speeches in the Democratic National Convention

are by Republicans.

Now that says a lot about what's happening today, both in the Republican Party and the Democratic Party.

In fact, we have two odious characters from both parties agreeing with each other and

being wrong later in the program.

So yeah, that's a look forward to.

But so we'll break down those speeches for you guys, the good and the bad and

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