Welcome to Tisky Sour, where we will once again be narrating the accelerating decline

of everything in Britain. On this Friday night, I'm joined by Aaron Bistani, how you doing Aaron?

I'm doing very well, Michael. Look, some things are getting better. Tisky Sour goes

from strengths to strength under the Helm'smanship of Michael Walker.

This shows the only institution in Britain that is currently

I'm working as it should. I suppose also the ladies for裸sblevy.

But that is the theme that is running through tonight's show. Terrible leadership candidates.

The next Prime Minister is going to be rubbish. Everyone's on strike because their bosses can't

organise a piss up in a brewery. Lots to get through. Another day, another reason to conclude

that nothing in Britain works this week. We've already covered the catastrophe in the NHS

and the outrage that is our leaky privatised water system. Today's theme? Transport.

The RMT Union is out on strike again this time on London's underground, as well as on certain

rail routes across the country. Their members are demanding the right to see details of new

funding plans for transport for London and for assurances that jobs, pensions and working

conditions will be protected. There are also bus strikes happening in West London and sorry,

1600 unite members who work for bus operator London United are staging a 48-hour walk-out over pay.

They have been offered a mere 3.6% rise in 2022 and 4.2% in 2023. So a significant real-terms pay cut.

London United is owned by the French Transport Company RATP. Last year it made 207 million euros

in profit. Today's actions follow nationwide strikes on Thursday when 40,000 rail workers

downed tools across the country. The RMT and TSSA unions walked out and the country's rail services

were cut by 80%. And they'll strike again on Saturday. It's all because network rail is refusing

to negotiate a reasonable pay increase and the protection of working conditions. Strikes are

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