How about that? Wow. That's something I can't do, and that is a large human who is doing

a Tristan Worfs. I saw that yesterday. I want to see the Buccaneer mascot do that now.

Don't just, you don't get to thump your chest. You didn't do it. No, no, no, no. You didn't

do it. Buccaneer mascot. Tristan Worfs did it. That's, that's quite impressive, and that

was quite a wave that was made by Tristan Worfs when he splashed landed. Look like, uh, what is

that? So some kind of cruise ship Buccaneer's cruise ship. I don't know, but regardless.

That's how we start our day because there isn't much else going on on this good Friday. Hello,

Miles Simmons. Look who's here. No Peter King vocabulary lesson today. Instead, it'll be the

Columbia School of Alphabet with Miles Simmons. Good morning. Good morning. Yeah. I was hoping

we could all move past that from my last appearance on PFT live where I decided that I didn't know

what the alphabet was, but here we go. Mike mascots. How do you feel about mascot? I'm not a mascot guy.

I like, I don't, I think like, mascot should be thumping their chest ever. Like enough with the

mascots. Like they're great for kids. But what, what is this? Like why, why is the mascot there?

When Tristan Worfs is doing a back flip and celebrating this back flip, get out of here mascot.

Go away. I don't know. I don't want to see you there. The only mascot I ever really liked was

the San Diego chicken. If you remember the San Diego chicken and you probably don't because

the San Diego chicken was a thing before you were alive, which means it never actually happened.

But of course he was the Padre's mascot and they instead of a Padre, they had a chicken that ran

around the stadium and just was just was a chicken, a guy and a chicken costume. So anyway, he was a

menace. The, the Philly Phenatic I always have enjoyed just because they don't know what the Philly

Phenatic is. So, you know, I don't, I don't dislike all mascots, but the concept of the mascot,

it's just something for little kids. Like a human in a costume. It's for little kids. Like the

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