I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is the Liberty Memoir Book Club.

I'm going to go back to the summer and go back to sweating your goddamn face off.

But if you're having fun, come with us.

It's going to be Christmas soon.

What are you talking about?

I don't think you can do this anymore.

I don't think you remember their purpose.

I don't think you even know what we're doing here.

I think you're leading people down a dark, confusing path.

The whole point of these up top things is to tell people what they can expect and what they're going to get so that they don't get mad if they feel bamboozled.

And I don't know that you're clarifying anything for anyone.

We are going to offer, like I said, the piping hot tea that you drink during fall and no, well, I won't say no more no less because more is our opinions.

Less is the book.

Go read the book if that's what you want.

Cool.

And do we have anybody specifically that we can thank this week?

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Claire.

Yes, Ashley.

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