Head chef, coming up, Ted's meat and potatoes has the healthiest vegetables that you can eat. I always eat healthy this week the week before the Super Bowl. That way we can gorge your faces. In the meantime, the game is Big Dummy 206-803 Rock. Hey, dummy! Hello, Tyler! Welcome to the men's room. Ola, bitch, Ola! Ola! Tyler, sober or not sober? I'm sober today, gentlemen. All right, Tyler, welcome to, not sober?

I'm sober today, gentlemen.

All right, Tyler, welcome to Big Denny.

Okay, our men's room pole.

In honor of our shot of the day, Canada, coming up,

you get caught having sex with one.

Will it be the Rumba vacuum, a car, a picnic table, or an apple pie?

Hmm.

I think I'd probably go with the classic vacuum, more than likely.

You're going to go with the vacuum?

That's correct.

All right.

No picnic table vote so far.

I believe that.

Someone did point out. Yeah, go to the splinters down Yeah, go a plastic one if you're going to do it.

Avoid the spinners.

Good point.

Yeah.

All right, your question.

Delaware was the first state to join the union, as they are proud to tell you on every license plate out of the state of Delaware.

But which state was the second? Was it Rhode Island, New York, Massachusetts, or Pennsylvania?

I might have to think back a little bit to U.S. history there.

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