Tycho Brahe - Mr. P's favorite dude

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

5 • 739 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Mr. P tells the life story of Danish Astronomer Tycho Brahe. Come for the Astronomy and stay for the world's drunkest elk!

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0:37.2	Welcome to Pearlmania 500, the only podcast where a husband sits shirtless across from his wife in a hot room where they can't run air conditioning so people who pay for a Patreon can feel better about the way the audio quality sounds.
0:49.8	Don't put it on them.
0:51.0	It's not their fault.
0:52.0	No, listen.
0:52.8	If less people listen to this, I wouldn't care about the audio quality.
0:55.9	Oh, listen.
0:56.1	You should care no matter what.
0:58.1	I do.
0:59.2	Pop off that shirt.
1:00.3	We're listening to the Pearl Mania 500.
1:02.3	That's what I always say.
1:03.4	Exactly, exactly.
1:04.5	So no matter where you are in this world, pop your shirt off, sit back, and listen to a husband and a wife, get hot steaming lure poured directly down
1:12.7	the center of their chest as they then ingest that knowledge from each other.
1:17.3	Also, if you're at work, leave your shirt on.
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