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That's got to be a soul-killing exercise.

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998-5 a sports it is Toucher and Rich.

And real quick, before we get to the great Ty Anderson, I just want to take this quick call.

Because I have no idea.

Like when you have, it's not just Brooklyn.

It's all over the place.

And we're getting a bunch of people from New Hampshire saying this.

I don't know how it starts or where it comes from, but randomly just an assload of turkeys will show up in a town. And those things are sons of bitches. Like, they'll run you down. They'll peck you. They travel in groups. And we had a guy calling in about that earlier. And I, and my own question was, what can the cops do about him? Like, you know, what happens? You know, how do you handle that? Or if, like, you're stuck in your house, there's a gang of them outside your door, how do you handle it? Tom, what's up, man? So you know how this is all handled by animal control or whoever arrives? Well, no, I watched this happen one day. I'm in Watertown, and over in East Watertown, it's close to the Mount Auburn Cemetery, and there's a bunch of turkeys that basically live in there. And one day, I watched the turkey just hold a block of Mount Auburn Street hostage, and a cop showed up to deal with him. What he eventually ended up doing was he just chased it away with a spray bottle. Oh, so they just busted out like, you know, one of the little like a garden weed, like just a, they'll break a spray bottle and just ended it shot water at it? Yeah, that was it. And the turkeys walk away. See, part of me thinks it would just make them angry. Yeah. Like it would just piss them off even more. I'd get like a fire extinguisher

or something.

You want to hose

that thing down.

That's one thing.

I like that.

I remember at the common once, there was a gaggle of turkeys. Is it a gaggle? I don't know what you call them, but it was a group of turkeys. And I kept thinking, how the hell did they get to Boston Common?

Do you know how many major roads they have to cross?

That's a good point.

What did they come from?

Yeah, but how did they get here?

They fly. You guys know turkeys fly. And Joe, what are you doing carrying a fire extinguisher around with you everywhere you go? Oh, when I was at my house. Oh, okay. Just go back inside then. Just get my house. Yeah, but if you get the fire extinguels. Hey, it was the only thing I. Turkey's flying. They sleep in...

Hey, it was the only thing I could think of it.

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