4.9 • 685 Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2022
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Join The Wild Times crew chillaxing on the couch at Retep’s place as they chat with the one and only Ms. Mallory, Queen of Creepy Crawlies! This woman is a serious badass with plenty of gross creepy crawly tales to share. Between her Fear2Fascination program, 8 Minutes of Ew podcast, and Weird Nature series, Mallory brings a new perspective into play that makes bugs and insects cool, not creepy.
Watch on YouTube for some of the gnarliest and most amazing creepy crawly videos and images. For our brosteners just listening, don’t stress, this episode is full of wild and gnarly stories. We love you!
TWT #94 - The Breakdown
00:00 - INTRO: Robot Kyle counts us down
1:35 - Meet the queen of creepy crawlies, Ms. Mallory!
3:10 - Mallory’s story: fear to fascination
5:08 - How Forrest met Mallory
6:11 - Guess the skull with Ms. Mallory and Forrest Galante (super cool, go watch on Youtube!)
07:50 - Check out Mallory’s hagfish in a jar
8:00 - Ms. Mallory goes to Narcisse Snake Dens
10:00 - The Ms. Mallory and F2F angle for wildlife conservation
12:48 - Eating bugs is cool. Even Rhodes Galante is doing it!
15:30 - Mallory ruins blue cheese for everyone #science
16:37 - All about Ms. Mallory’s pod, 8 Minutes Of Ew
17:58 - Brosteners listening on a “listening device” (Forrest Galante 2022), time to come to Youtube for some tantalising wildlife video content!
19:04 - Superpowers of the velvet worm
20:14 - Why salamanders are SO dang cool
24:45 - African clawed frogs make good pregnancy tests AND deathly chytrid fungus diseases
26:25 - Ms. Mallory’s experience with botfly nesting in her HEAD (*brosteners, do yourself a favour and go to the Youtube for some horrific botfly extraction footage*)
29:21 - Mallory’s first expedition into the Belize jungle
31:20 - Forrest Galante’s survival tips: how to NOT get botflies
37:40 - Maggot debridement therapy a.k.a “Nature’s Neosporin” (Retep 2022) (*more gnarly content on the Youtube*)
40:10 - Fascinating leech facts: medical leeches used for surgery recovery?!
41:44 - Forrest’s horrific leech story: Extinct or Alive behind the scenes
44:20 - Ms. Mallory’s creepy crawly tips: how to remove leeches properly
46:33 - How Mallory brings wildlife to underprivileged children
49:10 - Where to find more of Ms. Mallory and what’s next?!
51:00 - Forrest casually ruins how we perceive toothpaste #hagfishfacts
51:40 - BATTLE ROYAAAAAAALE, Creepy Crawly Edition
Rules: Choose 3 elements of weird animals to create the most disgusting, off putting creepy crawly.
*No 2 picks from 1 category (spiders etc)
*Snake draft
52:55 - Forrest’s first pick: creepy, undulating legs of a millipede
53:42 - Retep’s first pick: head and beady eyes of a sewer rat
54:5 - Mallory’s first pick: nightmarish head of a lamprey. Second pick: tongue of a parasitic wrasse
55:55 - Retep’s second pick: tentacles of a giant squid AND a bonus Retep fact about giant squids
56:60 - Forrest’s second pick: body of a slime eel / hagfish. Last pick: face of a blobfish (Retep’s spirit animal - repping the merch)
59:00 - Retep’s last pick: stinky body (glands specifically) of a skunk
59:58 - Mallory’s last pick: creepy hairy body of a tarantula
1:01:26 - BR Recap (Dave Sunshine, get ready to create some gross as mockups)
1:02:25 - OUTTRO & where to find Ms. Mallory
Brosteners, don’t forget to comment and vote who you think made the grossest,
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0:00.0 | Let's give us a countdown. Kyle. |
0:01.6 | Three. |
0:04.2 | Wild times. |
0:07.6 | I love how Kyle counted down like a robot. |
0:11.6 | Very slowly. |
0:13.4 | Yeah. |
0:14.4 | Kyle is part Android. |
0:16.0 | All right. |
0:16.8 | Well, here we are. |
0:17.5 | We're back. |
0:18.1 | It is the Wild Times episode number 95 and a very, very special Wild Times podcast today. Because joining us all the way from Tennessee, Peter's Lice just went out. Oh, there's an apocalypse in Los Angeles. I'm getting, I'm leaving. I'm done. Sorry, Mallory. We got to go. Bye. All right. And lights are back. Okay. All right. Let's get back on track here. |
0:41.2 | Episode number 95. This is the Wild Times podcast, the greatest podcast in the world. I am your host, Forrest Galante. |
0:48.5 | The, what am I? Broologist. An idiot. Oh, yeah. The broologist. Joining me, as always, the wonderful Peter Retep, the Brofessor, Ph.D., and podcast, and how are you, Peter? |
1:01.0 | I'm good. |
1:01.7 | We've been here all day, and I'm getting real sick of eating tired of your shenanigans. |
1:06.2 | Really? |
1:06.8 | No, just kidding. |
1:07.4 | I thought I'd been pretty pleasant. |
1:08.2 | Oh, that was the saddest look I've ever seen on a man's face. Well, I thought I'd been like a pretty good house guest. |
1:12.3 | I've been like very polite. |
1:13.8 | Your dog's been a better house guest. |
1:15.4 | My dog's a lot of guests. |
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