Two Wild Takes | Reading Reddit Stories (w/ TwoHotTakes )
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 9 March 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Morgan from Two Hot Takes is here!! The Reddit podcast crossover you've all been waiting for!
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0:00-1:19 Intro
1:20-8:39 My husband stole shallots from gardens https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/duplicates/a7idgp/found_out_husband_is_the_one_stealing_shallots/
8:40-14:06 I made fake throw up to skip school https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1887z85/i_made_fake_throw_up_to_stay_home_from_school/
14:07-21:32 I used the bathroom after a hot girl https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17dcyt8/tifu_by_using_the_bathroom_after_a_hot_girl/
21:33-29:13 I accidentally created an army of crows https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ki6fnd/oregon_i_accidentally_created_an_army_of_crow/
29:14-32:05 I exposed myself at Chuck E. Cheese https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/16xh6n8/i_just_exposed_my_nether_region_to_a_bunch_of/
32:06-36:19 I ruined sexy time by thinking about Spongebob https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1agl2en/tifu_by_ruining_sexy_time_because_i_was_thinking/
36:20-37:23 Sponsors!
37:24-40:59 Our initials made our cake topper inappropriate https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/14d1wiv/tifu_by_not_realizing_our_initials_made_our_cake/
41:00-46:06 I ate my pregnant wife's leftovers https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/18icix7/aita_for_eating_my_pregnant_wifes_leftovers/
46:07-51:48 I vetoed all TV show names for our kid https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1ahh5yk/aita_for_not_just_dropping_it_and_putting_a/?share_id=KFLHMEuJjrbkxRPLDcQ-o&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=4
51:49-1:05:09 My girlfriend smells https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/19eb5ox/my_girlfriend_smells_24f_24f/
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane. Today I am joined by Tommy and from the Two Hot Takes podcast, Morgan Abster is here. |
| 0:09.7 | Hello. |
| 0:11.9 | Man, I've been wanting this to happen for a while. This is really cool. I'm so excited. |
| 0:16.7 | Yeah. You are more familiar with Reddit than anyone here. |
| 0:56.0 | No. I think you've... You're halfway to 100, right? Uh, this is... We're past 50 episodes, but I mean, you've... You've had to have gone through thousands of posts by now. Yeah, quite a few. Yeah, and you source all of the stories on your show. Yeah, I mean, you came on, you saw it's kind of a one-girl circus. Really impressive. Yeah, it's chaos. Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm reading these for the first time. I luckily don't have to scroll through all of Reddit. Our production team over there, they're skeletons right now. After you're all over there, just like, uh, but I went on your show. |
| 0:56.8 | It was a great time. |
| 0:57.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.8 | So thank you for joining us here. |
| 0:59.8 | I'm so excited. |
| 1:00.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:04.2 | Kind of a loose theme of just goofy and wacky today. |
| 1:05.9 | Some silly stuff. |
| 1:07.6 | That came out of me. |
| 1:09.1 | I don't think I chose to do that. |
| 1:10.6 | Just happened. |
| 1:10.8 | Yeah. All right. Let's get into this. Do it. I don't think I chose to do that. Just happened. Yeah. |
| 1:11.8 | All right, let's get into this. |
| 1:14.0 | Do it. |
| 1:14.4 | I like it. |
| 1:15.6 | First one up, this comes from relationship advice. |
| 1:18.0 | This is from 2018. |
| 1:19.2 | So this is a little bit older one. |
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